Thursday, July 06, 2006

My God. Last night was insane. I cant even write all of the details up. there is a huge chunk missing from this but those of you who are equally as sad as me and own a live journal get the whole story!

Last night I agreed to go out with my friends Aimie and Ian in Southend On Sea. We were there pretty late and got to Room24 with only an hour to drink with.

It as really awkward at first. We even got a bottle of champagne to get us all drunk but it just wasnt happening. The conversation just seemed really false and I spent most of my time ogling Ronaldo on the Portugal V France match.

then for no reason at all, the bar girl decided to close the bar eextra early as well. So we decided to go and see the owner of Room24's new bar..Muse. It's still on the seafront, but has a strip joint in the basement. We were planning on just sitting at the bar upstairs but when we got there, the upstairs bar was closed and we had to go downstairs into the seedy strip joint. To be honest, I actually didnt think it was that seedy. It seemed really clean, although it was a bit on the small side of things.

Phil (owner man) was the perfect host and gave us table service all night.

I have to say I was pretty impressed at how personal the girls got. They get completely naked too. I thought most places made them keep underwear on.

Then we all got impressed by the price list. £10 got you a fully nude lapdance. Me and Aimz joked about it, while Ian got all excited like a little boy.

Unfortunately, being that me and Aimz influence eachother in so many bad ways, after about 4 more double vodka and red bulls we decided we would get a dance too. We tried getting one together but the dancers refused to do that, so instead we went up at the same time but with a seperate dancer on opposite ends of the stage.

The guys were perving over it so much that me and Aimz were allowed to have 3 songs worth of dances instead of 1.

Then when we left the stage the whole room cheered and applauded us.

I was just shocked at how personal it was i guess. The girl touched everywhere and kissed...It was strange. Me and Aimz just kept looking at eachother over the dancers shoulders in disbelief at how drunk and ridiculous we were being.

It was definately an experience. I thought it would be quite overrated but it was actually quite entertaining. Though after the first song I did get slightly bored. That was when me and Aimz got the giggles.

Went back to their house and crashed out with my panda which is now officially mine! yay!

they have this cute old panda bear stuffed toy which is the best thing to hug. And theyve finally said that when i move away i can have it!

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