Yesterday I took a trip to Southend On Sea with some of my favourite people in the world. Lauren, Mr Skipper, Aimie and Ian were all in attendace.

After a bit of a mental morning shopping for token cartoon themed underwear adn eating iced caramel coffees, i finally made it on the train. met lauren and dave at southend central and we walked down to chinnerys together and had the best pint of stella artois i have ever had. we sat outside in the glorious sunshine and spied on towers of london who were for some bizarre reason outside the chinnerys with all of their instruments. aimz and ian joined us a little while later. we stayed drinking for a few hours. us girls groped eachother a bit. Lauren tried inviting the bald bartender to peter pans. he declined.
















me, Aimz and Lauren all played in the arcades. me and lauren failed miserably at the dance mat. aimie won 3 teddy bears from the machines.
We made our way down towards Peter Pans. lauren dissed Towers Of London on the way right to their faces which was quite amusing. they looked rather embarassed.

we were all quite tipsy at this point, i should add. thats probably the reason Lauren was able to give Ian a piggy back down the high street despite the fact he is probably twice her weight:






















I also came across 'Bad Boy Bears' which are little bears in bondage gear that have penis's and vaginas and whips..... I wasnt sure what to make of that.


But the actual funfair was really good. Although I made the mistake of projectile vommiting as I went on 3 spinning rides one after the other. One of which was this ride right here:



Now dont be fooled into thinking that is actually peoples arms in the air...that is peoples FEET! and it was way less scary than i remembered but having so much beer sitting in my stomach just made me vom as soon as i got off of the ride. it was disgusting. But once id had a slush puppy and managed to force myself to puke evy last bit of beer out of me, i was pretty much raring to go again for a little while, though i didnt return to the dragon claw (left) as much as i wanted to for fear of vommitting whilst upside down.


But I had a super fun day. We stayed until it was almost dark and went on every good ride. It was a really relaxing day, everyone got on and there was no drama at all which was lovely and made a change. there was no hispter bullshit to deal with. just nice, harmless fun. I went on a dingy ride too but Lauren has those photos. You may notice that there are hardly any pictures of myself..because it was such a hot day i just looked like a red hog with dry skin all day.



















































Actually the adventure kinda stopped once we walked under here....Then we crashed and burned.....


Today I have spent all day napping in the heatwishing to go d i had bought myself one of those cheeapo fans at work. ive just been sprawled on my bed half naked groaning at the heat and sweat. still, at least I have a late start tomorow.

Mum bought me and carmen the coloured cigarettes back from spain. they're all pink and blue and green. they probably taste like shit but damn do they look P.I.M.P.